I couldn't resist putting "Naked" in the title of this entry. Call me immature; you'd be at least half-accurate in your accusation...
After what seemed like years of reading, I finally finished David Sedaris' autobiographical collection of essays, Naked. As mentioned previously, I like to take my time while reading books; however, I have to admit that part of the reason it took me so long with this particular read was that I frankly lost interest. The book definitely was amusing, an attribute to Sedaris' ability to paint even the most boring scenes in a comical light, but it was repetitive. The characters and settings changed, but each essay (mostly) read the same way.
I understand that Sedaris is a humorist, but when I read an autobiography, I want to get to know a part of the writer. I want the writer to expose herself a little. I want to see the author... naked. It wasn't until the second to last essay that I really felt Sedaris take on the risk of touching something a bit deeper. Ashes, an essay about his sister's wedding and his mother's looming death from cancer, was by far my favorite. Sedaris' dark humor and wit were at its best, but the chapter touched on a piece of Sedaris that you don't get to see in other essays without being overtly emotional.
It's definitely a good book to have around as a casual read, but I will stick to recommending Holidays on Ice if you haven't ever read him before.
My next read is We are the Animals: A Novel by Justin Torres. I was scheduled to read Bossypants, but after two autobiographical works I really needed a piece of fiction, and Animals came highly recommended by a few of my friends on goodreads. I'll keep you posted.
10.28.2011
Pumpkin Spice Granola
We've had so many weddings this month, that I am confident that I could become a wedding coordinator extraordinaire. I will forgo that career path, though, so as to avoid the countless crazy brides I would surely encounter in the industry. Now, to clarify, I must say that none of the weddings I have attended contained one of the hereinbefore mentioned crazies and I have absolutely adored each of the brides, as well as their grooms, wedding parties, mothers, fathers, grandparents, pets, etc.
And while I loved having so many regal weekends, I was at a loss for ideas as to what to bake from scratch this month that wouldn't consume an entire day, or portions of multiple days for that matter (see Key Lime Meringue Tart). Sidebar: a man in a cape just walked into the coffee shop. Have I mentioned how much I love Halloween? It really lets the loons shine. Anyway, I had already decided that I would toast the pumpkin seeds from this year's jack-o-lanterns knowing full well that I could not count this as my baking experiment for the month. Not wanting those seeds to go to waste, I scoured the intergalaticwebs for a recipe that could include them, and found a number of recipes for various granolas (granola? granoli?).
Now, I love granola. Jake loves granola. Riley would probably love granola if we ever gave her any (which we won't, calm down). Granola is SO bad for you though. I always laugh when it's marketed as "a health snack," because it is anything but. Sure, the basic ingredients - oats, nuts, raisins - are good for you, but douse them in sugar and oil, and even the most nutritional of ingredients start adding mass to your love handles.
I was lucky enough to stumble across a recipe that substituted the oil for applesauce and puréed pumpkin. So while this recipe still has a fair amount of sugar in it, the result is relatively healthy and pairs wonderfully with a bowl of my yogurt of choice: the low-fat maple from Seven Stars Farm, which, bee tee dubs, is owned by my best buddy Erica's uncle. It's also great as a snack, and for long car rides to beautiful New York weddings. Here it is, as adapted from Two Peas & Their Pod:
Pumpkin Spice Granola
Ingredients:
- 5 cups rolled oats
- 1 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
- 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
- 1/4 teaspoon allspice
- 1/4 teaspoon grated nutmeg
- 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
- 1 teaspoon kosher salt
- 3/4 cup light brown sugar
- 1/2 cup pumpkin purée
- 1/4 cup applesauce
- 1/4 cup real maple syrup
- 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
- 3/4 cup dried cranberries
- 3/4 cup toasted pumpkin seeds
Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and preheat your oven to 325º.
In a large bowl, combine oats, spices, and salt. Thoroughly mix to distribute the spices throughout.
In a separate bowl, combine brown sugar, pumpkin puree, applesauce, maple syrup, and vanilla extract. Whisk until the mixture is smooth.
Pour the wet ingredients over the dry ingredients, and mix until the oats are evenly coated.
Spread the mixture onto the baking sheet and bake for 20 minutes.
Remove baking sheet from the oven and mix the pumpkin seeds into the oats. Break up the non-bite-size friendly chunks, and evenly spread the ingredients on the baking sheet before placing into the oven for another 10 minutes. Remove sheet, mix ingredients again, and place in the oven for a final 10 minutes.
Remove from the oven. While the granola is still warm, mix in the dried cranberries. Allow the granola to cool and then store in an airtight container.
10.24.2011
Halllloweeeeeennnnn
It's my favorite of holidays after only Thanksgiving and Christmas (in that order) and here are a few reasons why:
- It's smack in the middle of Autumn (my favorite of the four seasons, including Frankie Valli).
- People dress up in amazingly awesome costumes, which I thoroughly enjoy.
- People dress up in amazingly awful costumes, which I also thoroughly enjoy, though for entirely different reasons.
- My niece (and my nephew this year!!) dress up in costumes such as these:
- There is candy EVERYWHERE and it is suddenly socially acceptable to both hoard and binge said sweet confections.
- There is an abundance of pumpkin flavored beers.
- Halloween parties are some of the best parties you can attend all year long.
- My somewhat private (though not anymore...now) obsession with zombies, vampires, witches, werewolves, and other legendary creatures can be unabashedly displayed with no concern for public mockery.
- You get to take big orange pumpkins and turn them into wonderful jack-o-lanterns, such as these:
10.16.2011
More postcrossing news
Since my last update, three more of my postcards were received! I'll just take a quick moment to say thanks to Carol in Australia, Renat in Belarus, and Dongyun in China for the great messages they sent me after receiving my cards. It seems that Riley has become quite the international celebrity as a result of her new side career as a print model.
I also have received my very first postcard through postcrossing from a very talented artist from Poland. Thank you, Agata!
I also have received my very first postcard through postcrossing from a very talented artist from Poland. Thank you, Agata!
10.05.2011
postcard received!
I got the following happy e-mail today in the middle of a very stressful day at work...
For you non-Dutch speakers out there, "de leuke" translates to "the fun." So now we have hard proof (and not just my unbiased opinion) that I do indeed send fun postcards.
Anyway, I was very excited that Nellie received the card I sent her! The picture you see on the e-mail is of one of the cards she makes herself. She has a website with a lot of her cards on it, and they're all very impressive.
Now I'm just waiting to receive my very first card!
For you non-Dutch speakers out there, "de leuke" translates to "the fun." So now we have hard proof (and not just my unbiased opinion) that I do indeed send fun postcards.
Anyway, I was very excited that Nellie received the card I sent her! The picture you see on the e-mail is of one of the cards she makes herself. She has a website with a lot of her cards on it, and they're all very impressive.
Now I'm just waiting to receive my very first card!
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